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Quarters for green rubber junk? Step right up

Luke's adventures in Walmart, featuring coin-op happiness machines.


Luke spent his hard-earned money, and apparently some of mine, on this creepy rubber face of happiness. Photo by Brian McMillan
Luke spent his hard-earned money, and apparently some of mine, on this creepy rubber face of happiness. Photo by Brian McMillan
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In today’s age of credit cards and tap-to-pay, there is something alluring about a purely mechanical procurement process: coin-op toy machines. 

This is what inspired Luke, my 5-year-old son, to accompany my wife, Hailey, and me on a recent trip to Walmart. Usually, he only comes if we promise to buy doughnuts at the end. Today, a fistful of quarters was burning a hole in his pocket. 

At the entrance, there they were: about 10 different machines designed to swallow your savings whole. The bottom row promised bubble gumballs for a quarter apiece. But he wanted the toys on the second row.

 


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